(*a few hours pass*)
"Sir, we've investigated the situation and have discovered these videos are, in fact, owned by your personal channel."
"T-t-that's impossible! What kind of help-line *are* you?!"
"Sir, youtube doesn't have a help-line. Additionally, you're speaking into a banana."
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