"Hey Jambo!"

"What is it, Billy Joel?"

"I AIN'T no Billy Joel, ya hear?"

"Yes, you IS!"

"I AIN'T NO TRANSSEXUAL POP SINGER!"

"YES, YOU IS!"

"IF YA SAYS THAT AGAIN, I'M TELLIN' MAMA ON YOU!"

(they are in their mid-forties)

[they drive forty minutes to the nursing home where their mother is]

"MOM! JAMBO CALLED ME BILLY JOEL AGAIN!"

"Water... get... nurse."

[mother grasps for son Billy Bob]

"Okay, I'll get the nurse... DAD!"

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