On a day like any other, a truck driver was driving the interstate. Lets call him Chip.
However, on this day Chip saw a man stranded, attempting to hitch a ride. Well, being the good Christian that he was, Chip picked the hitchhiker up.
After introductions, Chip learned that the hitchhiker was a Priest named Luke. They seemed to get along just fine.
Many miles later, they were leaving the interstate and driving through city roads. Chip noticed a gangly looking black man walking across the road at his own pace, thinking people would slow down for him. Chip didn't like that. Chip was also racist as fuck. He wanted to run him over, but alas, he didn't want to do it front of a man of God.
But Chip was a clever truck driver, don't let is 7 teeth fool you. He pretended to fall asleep at the wheel and tried to slowly drift into the man.
"Damn! I missed!" He yelled.
But then Luke looks over and says "Don't worry. I got him with the door."
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