Happy New Year Joke 2016 :))

This new year I will be less sarcastic
and more positive and ill be very nice and kind
To everyone around me and my plan is not to screw up !:p
I know exactly how I will be spending
my new year. One the couch watching fireworks on
Television all alone.
Why would I need a New Year’s
resolutions when I am Good just the way I am?
My goal for 2016 is to accomplish
the goals of 2015 which should have been done in
2016 and I promised myself I’ll do them
in 2015 and planned to do in 2016.
Friends; How was your new year ,
what did you do? Where did you go? How did
You spend it?
Me: you can read all about it on my Facebook !
Happy New Year 201