he's not all bad: after an 12 hour shift at a local food kitchen, mayor Rob Ford selflessly turned down a hot meal.

Flower Mix Up

I sent flowers to someone who was moving to Florida for a job promotion. I...

How does a...

Because she can clean her crack and sell it again

So a Scottish man...

She goes, "How many other girls have you had sex with?" The Scotsman starts...

Dark humor?

Is slightly darker humor acceptable for this sub? Just wondering...

Fishes.

What does a fish say when it hits a concrete wall?

My friend was...

My friend was writing checks that his butt can't cash... it's because his...

What's the plural...

Riots.

How to make...

When using a public campground, a tuba placed on your picnic table will keep...

Two cannibals are...

One says to the other, "Does this taste bland to you?"

Argon walks into...

The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." Argon doesn't react.