Here’s a shitty joke most people won’t get:


Why did Eddie Murphy suspect his girlfriend was bulimic?

She just wanted to potty all the time, potty all the time, potty all the tiiiiime…

(dramatically intoned to the tune of his hit single [“Party All The Time”](http://youtu.be/bDbpzjbXUZI))

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