A lady walks in to an ice cream store and asks the friendly guy behind the counter, "Could I get some chocolate ice cream please?" the man behind the counter says, "I am sorry ma'am, we are all out of chocolate ice cream." The lady looks around for a while then asks, "How about chocolate fudge ice cream?" The man says, "We are all of out chocolate flavored ice creams ma'am." The lady, looking again, asks, "How about chocolate chunk ice cream?" The man looks in to the old woman's eyes and says, "Ma'am, who put the blue in blueberry?" Lady replies, "well, God did." "OK, who put the straw in strawberry?" The lady replies, "Well, God did that too." The man once more asks, "Who put the fuck in chocolate?" The lady, surprised, answers, "There is no fuck in chocolate?" He says, "That's what I'm trying to tell you lady, there is no fucking chocolate."
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