Standard setup, but farmer has two sons (Zeke and Lemuel) instead of a daughter, and the traveling salesman is a travelling saleslady who's hot to trot.
It's two months after the travelling saleslady left and Zeke and Lemuel are taking a break from plowing the south 40, when Zeke says to Lemuel, "Say Lem, remember them rubber things the lady told us to put on for protection"?
And when Lem replies "Sure, what about them", Zeke says, "Well, it's been two months already - do you think we can take them off now?"
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