here's a couple jokes I wrote tell me what you think

STD'S:
I don't know what's going on with these new generation STD's, shit like blue waffles, I thought Ihop was making a game changer, I had to reread Dr.suess to make sure green eggs and ham was just food coloring, im still not convinced. I met this one girl with a disease called um kids ,smh I don't know what to expect now

UGLY PEOPLE:
I don't like to call people ugly, that's rude I prefer facially challenged. We've all met someone with a face only a mother could....tolerate, like she don't like it either buts its grown on her. I get it its not your fault we all go through the ugly duckling stage some of us stay in it, its like good pussy hard to stay out of.