One day I was walking along the beach when I came across a woman with no arms or legs. She stopped me and asked if I could reapply some sunscreen on her, and I obliged. As I was walking away, she informed me she had never been kissed, and pleaded that I bestow her first upon her. I hesitated but finally gave her a little peck. Before I could turn and carry on, she told me that she had never been fucked. I threw her in the ocean and said, "Well you're fucked now!"
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