A guy loses his job and can't find another, so his wife pledges to go out job hunting the next day. In the A.M. as she about to hit the bricks to start her search, she looks for him in order to give him a goodbye kiss. Finally, she finds him in the bathroom, whacking off into a Ziploc bag. "What the hell are you doing?!" she asks. He smiles and exclaims "Well, I thought the least I could do would be to pack your lunch!"
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