**Customer:** Uh hey. I'm having a problem with a solar system I've recently purchased from you.
**Employee:** Has the star started expanding prematurely?
**Customer:** No no. It's not that. The problem's with the third planet, you see, it's gone moldy.
**Employee:** Have you had this problem before?
**Customer:** Yeah, with the fourth one. But I just poisoned it and they died straight away. But the problem is that I tried the same thing five times with this one and they kept coming back. And not only that, it's become infested too.
**Employee:** Are there any particulars we should know about?
**Customer:** Well, there are some new ones that seem pretty advanced compared to the rest. In fact some of them have started calling me "God".
**Employee:** Don't worry. We've had several of these cases before. Usually they just wipe themselves out. Wait about 500 hundred years. If they're still there contact us. We'll send someone over to take a look at it.
**Customer:** Thanks for the help. Bye.
**Employee:** Bye.
**Hangs up phone**
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