a guy is walking down the street and decides he is really horny, so he decides to stop at the local whore house. when he gets there he finds that he only has 50$ so he tells the to the pimp of the house and he says ok i will hook you up this time but nextime you bring your money! the pimp says go upstair and to you right ok? the horney man agrees and does so. upon entering the room he notices a very comfortable looking chair and a very large bowl of cherries.as he grabbed the bowl of cherries and sat down he noticed that some of the lights had been turned off. as the hooker walked up she noticed he was eating them and ran out. the angry bu still horny man went to complain but the pimp told him just to go back up stairs and wait. the next girl came in to the same guy in the same chair with the same bowl of cherries and just about walked out, the man stopped her and asked her what was wrong, she said"those cherries your eating are our abortions from last week!!
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