Every year in heaven jesus and the apostles gather up for a meeting to discuss about earth's problems.
The theme of the year is.. Drugs, they discuss about it for a while with no succes
and then it comes clear: they don't know the subject enought to fix it...
So Jesus tell his apostle to go back to earth, find all the drugs they can and bring back to him.
They all leave and after couple days start coming back.
First come back Peter ,
Then comes back James ,
Also come back John with loads of Heroine , Bartholomew with a bag of amphetamynes
and so on all other apostles bring loads and loads of drugs 'till Judas knocks the door..
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