A girl is standing at The Gates Of Heaven when she hears
horrible screams of pain and torture coming from inside. She
asks St. Peter, "What's going on?"
He says, "That's the sound of new angels getting big holes
drilled into their backs for their wings, and small hole drilled
into their heads for their halos."
She says, "Heaven sounds terrible. I think maybe I'd rather go
to Hell."
St. Peter says, "In Hell, you'll be constantly raped and
sodomized."
She says, "That's okay. I've already got holes for that."
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