During one of their meetings to determine the time and place of the games, Lucifer quietly turns to Saint Peter.
"Hey, we haven't told God about this yet, but we've got a betting pool going downstairs on who's going to win the tournament. Just about everyone is betting on Hell to win, even a bunch of the angels!"
Saint Peter looks back at him, shocked. "How can that be? We have all of the greatest baseball players of all time up here!"
Lucifer snickers. "Yeah, but we have all of the umpires down here!"
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