Heaven and hell

A man dies and goes to see Saint Peter knocks on the pearly gates. Saint Peter greets the man and goes through his papers. “Huh, he says, that’s interesting. It turns out that you have had just as many virtues as vices in your life, so I guess I will leave it up to you, whether you want to go to heaven or hell”. The man thinks about it for a second and asks if he can have a look at both places before deciding. “Certainly”, Saint Peter says and they walk into paradise. Right there on the front lawn, and unattractive, old man is standing naked, and in front of him, a beautiful you woman is kneeling and giving him oral pleasure. “Not bad at all” the man thinks, as they take the elevator below ground to visit hell. As the elevator doors open, the man, to his astonishment sees a scene pretty much identical to the one he saw in heaven. “I guess hell isn’t too bad either” the man thinks, as they head back up. When they get back to the pearly gates, Saint Peter asks the man in which place he prefers to spend his afterlife. “Well”, said the man puzzled, “I’m a little surprised that heaven and hell were so similar. What’s the deal with that?”. “Don’t you see”, said Saint Peter, “the old man went to heaven, the young woman went to hell…”