Heaven

An attorney passed on and found himself in Heaven. Not at all happy with
his accommodations, he complained to St. Peter, who told him that his only
recourse was to appeal his assignment. The attorney immediately advised St.
Peter that he intended to appeal. The attorney was immediately informed that it
would be at least three years before his appeal could be heard. The attorney
protested that a three-year wait was unconscionable. However, his words fell on
deaf ears. The lawyer was then approached by Satan, who told him that he would
be able to arrange his appeal to be heard in just a few days, but only if the
attorney stipulated to change the venue to Hell. When the attorney inquired as
to why appeals could be heard so much faster in Hell, Satan gleefully exclaimed,
"Who do you think has all of the judges!"