The cellphone salesman looks at Heath Ledger and asks him what type of cellphone he would like, he says he wants the best cell phone they have. So the salesman hands him the best cell phone they sell and also asks him if he would like a text messages and data plan. Health responds of course I will, I can afford that no problem.
Jack Nicholson asks Heath - Wow, that's a lot of money just to send text messages, is it worth it?
Heath responds, it's not about the money, it's about sending a text message.
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