One of the funniest things I've heard in a long time.
I was watching T.V. and an advertisement for the show, "Monk" comes on. I don't watch the show, but I love the commercials
He says to a Dr:
"I'm not even stalking you. At least not at the moment."
I laughed for at least ten minutes. Even snorted.
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