Ron and Josh headed out to their favorite bar in Seattle for a night of drinking only to realize that the prices had been raised tremendously. Ron turned to Josh, "This is ridiculous. I'm not paying that." Josh replied "I heard jet fuel gets you really fucked up. If we can sneak into the airport we can steal some." (This was back in the day when you could just walk anywhere in airports). So Ron and Josh go on their way and steal some jet fuel. Turns out jet fuel really does get you wasted and doesn't taste all that bad and they have a fun night. The morning comes and the guys are in their separate homes. Ron awakes and to his surprise has no hangover! He calls Josh, "Can you believe this stuff. I'm not hung over at all." " Yeah it's great, but have you farted yet?"asks Josh." No, why?"
"Because I'm in Phoenix."
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