A new medical intern was touring the hospital he would be working at, being shown around by the chief of medicine. Walking and talking down the hall they stop at one of the rooms and open the door. They see a man getting a hand job from a female nurse. "What's going on in there?" asked the intern. "Nothing to worry about, just routine treatment," replied the chief of medicine. They walk a bit more and come to a second room and the chief opens the door. This time, a male patient is getting a blow job. "Now hold on!" says the intern. "I have to know what the hell this patient has to warrant such treatment!" The chief turns to the intern and says, "This patient has the same condition as the first, just better health insurance."
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