While walking along the bush line, one man trips, falls, and shoots his friend accidentally. Thinking he's just killed his friend, he calls 911 and tells the operator what just happened. The operator says that he needs to make sure that his friend is actually dead. So he takes aim and shoots his friend again. Puts the phone back to his face and says "What do I need to do next?"
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