Your pretty blonde wife answers the door naked and invites the milk man in... NSFW

She brings him into the bathroom, lays in the bathtub, and tells the milk man to "Fill the tub with milk."

"Would you like the milk pasteurized?" the milk man replies.

"Nope, just up to my boobs, I can splash it my eyes..."

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