Headache


Joe has always had an uncontrollable twitch in his left eyelid since he was young.


Fred has a splitting headache and asks Joe to go get some aspirin.


Half an hour later Joe comes back with a dozen packets of condoms.


"I asked you to get me aspirin, not condoms."


"Yeah, I went to a dozen drug stores, but have you ever tried asking for aspirin with a tic in your eye?"


Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Glaci

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