Four brothers got together to figure out what to put on their
mother's tombstone, for she had just passed away. She had been
married four times--to a banker, a musician, a minister, and an
undertaker. After thinking hard, they came up with this phrase:
One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and
four to go.
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