Head of Penis Study

In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the
head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft. After one year
and $180,000.00, they concluded that the reason the head was
larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during
sex. After the US published the study, France decided to do
their own study. After $250,000.00, and 3 years of research,
they concluded that the reason was to give the woman more
pleasure during sex. Poland, unsatisfied with these findings,
conducted their own study. After 2 weeks and a cost of around
$75.46, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from
flying off and hitting him in the forehead.