aboard a flight pilot comes on the intercom and tells the passengers "we are cursing at 36,000 feet plz take your seat belts off and enjoy the flight" air hostess start serving drinks.pilot forgets to switch off his mic and says to the co-pilot" hey jerry you take control of the plane i am going to drink coffee and then have fun with the hostess when she comes back" the hostess starts to panic and runs to the cockpit to warn the pilot about his mic. in her haste she trips and spills some drink in an old lady's lap.The old lady turns and says "there is no need to hurry dear he said he is going to drink coffee first".
ps. not mine read somewhere can't remember where.
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