The year is 2030- The birth rates in China are out of control and the population hits 2 billion. So in an attempt to curb population growth Chinese government invite foreign specialist to open vasectomy clinics.
The first clinic is built by Americans and performs 1000 operations a week. The second clinic is opened by the Japanese and performs 5000 operations per week. The third is opened by the Russians and performs 10000 operations in five minutes.
Of course, the Chinese authorities are startled. So they decide to send a commission to investigate the matter. The commission arrives and sees the following picture.
A giant field where 10000 Chinese are arranged in a round spiral. A Russian drill sergeant appears and commands: “COLUMN RIGHT. BEND FORWARD. TAKE THE TESTICLES OF MAN IN FRONT YOU IN YOUR MOUTH”. Then he approaches to the last guy in the column, and kicks him in the balls with his heavy boot.
The commission hears a crunching sound disappearing into distance…
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