He is everywhere.

*In chatroom about chuck norris*

User3456: "Man Chuck Norris sucks balls!"

User6786: "Careful about what you say man.. he hears and sees everything. I bet he is standing right behind you as we speak."

User3456: "Yeah right!, what is he gonna do? smash my head on the keyboat90u7yytuy09yttrdy6u79;rtd231tgrhzc/;23"

User6786: "Are you still there?"

User3456: *went offline*

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