...and tells the owner he wants to buy a gun to shoot cans. The owner brings out a small caliber gun to show the man, who shakes his head and asks for a bigger one. The store owner keeps on bringing out bigger and bigger guns until he finally places his largest rifle on the counter. The owner asks the man "If you need a gun of this size, what the hell kind of cans are you shooting at?" The man replies "I need it to shoot mexiCANS, afriCANS, and Puerto RiCANS."
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