Have you found a chick yet?

"For what?"
"To play video games with. Dafuq? For getting your dick wet, what else?"
"Bro is that all women are good for?"
"Yea, you're right. I should make women suck my dick while their cleaning the house next time."
-Actual conversation between me and a friend. Sorry if its offensive.

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