So Einstein, Pascal and Newton are playing hide and seek. Einstein is counting while Newton and Pascal hide. Pascal runs off and hides while Newton doesn't move an inch. Instead, he draws a square around himself in the dirt.
After Einstein finishes counting, he opens his eyes and says, "Found you Newton! That was easy"
Newton says; "No you didn't. You found Pascal"
He points down to the square in the dirt. "One Newton per meter squared"
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