Harald Brattbakk's wife wanted him locked up - she had had enough of the
eejit.
So she went to the police and told them: "Please Help, my husband has
been hitting me."
The Police gave sound advice: "Ma'm, don't worry. Just carry a goalpost in
each hand - I guarantee he'll never hit you."
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