A young couple having marital difficulties goes to a marriage counselor.
During the session the counselor talks about mixed emotions.
The husband turns to the wife and says, "yeah, mixed emotions are okay. I bet you can't say something that makes me both sad and happy at the same time."
The wife thinks for a second, then says, "Your dick is bigger than all your friends' dicks."
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