A proud new dad sits down to have a drink with his father "Well son, now that you've got kids of your own, I think it's time I give you this"
"Dad you don't mean..."
"Yes son, I do" Dad pulls out a copy of 1001 dad jokes, 5th edition
"Dad I'm honoured...", he says, tears sparkling in his eyes.
"Hi honoured", replies his father, "I'm dad".
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