I thought, Miss Smith, that you wanted yesterday afternoon off because you were seeing your dentist?

I thought, Miss Smith, that you wanted yesterday afternoon off because you were seeing your dentist? That's right, Sir. So how come I saw you coming out of the movie theatre with a friend? That was my dentist.

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