Half a peach for a head

A guy walks into a bar, the bartender is taken completely off guard because the man has a half a peach for a head.

Bartender: "Why do you have a half a peach for a head?"

Guy: "well, it's an interesting story... a long time ago, I was travelling through the middle east and wouldn't you know it, I came across a genie's lamp!"

Bartender "Really?!"

Guy: "Swear to god! So, obviously, the Genie granted me three wishes. For my first wish, I wished for more money than I could ever use, and BAM! there was a pile of money that I couldn't see the top of!"

Bartender: "Wow!"

Guy: "that's what I said! For my second wish, I wished for a beautiful woman that would love me and cherish me and be with me forever, and BAM! there was this beautiful woman hanging all over me!"

Bartender: "Holy crap!"

Guy: "Exactly! For my third wish... and here's where I think I went wrong...

I wished for a half a peach for a head."