Little Sam is playing in front of his house when his grandfather steps out to smoke a cigar. Little Sam asks him if he can try the cigar to which the grandfather replies:
G - "Can you touch your asshole with your dick?"
LS - "No..."
G - "Then no you can't have my cigar."
That evening Little Sam is sitting beside his Grandfather who is enjoying a glass of whisky and again Little Sam asks if he can try some of his whisky.
G - "Can you touch your asshole with your dick?"
LS - "No..."
G - "Then no you can't have my whisky."
The next morning Little Sam sits in the kitchen eating a fresh batch of homemade chocolate chip cookies. They smell amazing and the Grandfather asks Little Sam if he can have some.
G - "Little Sam, can I have one of your tasty cookies?"
LS - "Grandfather, can you touch your asshole with your dick?"
G - "Well yes I can!"
LS - "Then go fuck yourself because Grandma made these for me!"
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