Two 10-year-old boys are walking down the road and they see a Cadillac driving past.
One of the boys says, "Wow. I wish I had that Cadillac."
The other says, "Nah, I wish I had hair all over my body!"
First boy asks him why he would want that. And the second boy says,
"Well, my sister's friend has this little patch of hair here (*he points to his crotch*) and she gets all the Cadillacs she wants!"
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