Guy's in a bar, moping over a beer.

Bartender comes up to him and says, "Well, Bill, what's wrong?"

Bill says, "Said a little Freudian Slip to my wife the other day, now she's talking about leaving me."

"Well, Bill, what'd ya say?"

"It just came out wrong, now she's talking about a divorce." Bill buried his head in his hands.

"Bill," the bartender said, putting his hand on Bill's, "what'd you say?"

"I came down in the morning, I was all groggy, I sat down at the breakfast table, and what I meant to say was, 'Could you pass the Post Toasties?' How it came out was, 'You fat bitch, you ruined my life!'"

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