A man walks into a hardware store to buy a hammer. When he gets to the register the attendant says:
Attendant: "That will be $10."
Guy: "But across the street they have hammers for $5"
Attendant: "Then why don't you buy a hammer across the street?"
Guy: "Well, they ran out of Hammers."
Attendant: "Interestingly enough, our hammers are $5 also when we don't have any."
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