Girl: "No, absolutely not!"
Guy: "What If I pay you $100?"
Girl: "No thanks. Keep your money...."
Guy: "How about $1,000?"
Girl: "I don't think so...."
Guy: "Okay lady, you drive a hard bargain. I'll give you $10,000 if you let me bite your tits!"
Girl: ".............. You know what, you've got yourself a deal."
So the guy and girl go into a secluded alley, she removers her shirt and bra. The guy begins kiss and caressing her boobs.
So the girl asks: "So are you going to bite them or what?"
Guy: "Nah. Too expensive."
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