On one night, in a bar, a lovely waitress hands him a paper towel with something written on it. Since he does not speak french, he asks english speaking bartender to translate it for him. Bartender reads the words on a paper and imediately has the guy thrown out of the bar. Shocked, the guy goes to the police station and demands explanation and an apology. When he gives the paper to the policemen to check, they imediatelly beat the hell out of him, and order him to leave the country on a first ship in the morning. So, sad and confused he boards the first ship and leaves the country. Aboard he meets an old friend. He tells him the whole story, and the friend says to show him the paper, since he speaks french very well. Guy checks the coat and says. "Dude, you won't believe this, i lost it."
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