Guy walks into a bar and orders a shot of the strongest whiskey...

The bartender obliged and the patron drinks it quickly then he said, "give me another one!". The bartender is a little curious and poured him the shot. As soon as the shot was pour, the patron tossed it down his throat and immediately order a third one. This went on for about 5 drinks when the bartender goes, "so buddy, what's up, tonight? doing well?" The patron answered, "Oh, I just had my first blow job tonight." Bartender said "Well, congratulations, since you are so stoked about it, next shot of whiskey is on the house." The patron goes, "nahhhh, if 5 shots didn't wash away the taste, a 6th shot won't do it either."

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