He takes a shot glass and slams it on the bar and says to the bartender. "I bet you 200 bucks I can stand 10 feet away, piss into that shot glass and fill it to the top without getting a drop anywhere else in the bar."
The bartender laughs at the man and agrees to the bet, thinking he'll make an easy 200 bucks.
So the man whips it out and starts pissing all over the bar, the seats, the floor. Not a drop gets in the shot glass.
The bartender laughs hysterically. "Oh man! You didn't get a single drop in the glass you idiot! You owe me 200 bucks!"
The man replies "That's fine, I just bet the guys at that table over there 400 bucks that I could piss all over your bar and you'd be happy about it."
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