He wonders over to the couch, sits down, pulls out a bottle of whiskey and starts drinking. A woman without arms and leg is sitting next to the couch in a wheelchair watching the man. He looks over at the woman and she's crying. The guy says "umm ma'am why are crying?" She replies "I've never been hugged." The guy thinks to himself "I can do that", so he leans over and gives the woman a hug. Continuing to watch the man she notices he is getting a good buzz. She starts to cry again. The man again asks her why she is crying. The woman states that she has never been kissed. They guy grants her wish again and kisses the woman. More time passes, the woman notices that the bottle is empty and the guy is shitfaced. Again she starts crying. The guy looks over at the woman and asks "What the hell is wrong with you now?" The woman says "Well, I've never been fucked." The guy ponders on it for a minute and says "Okay I can do that too." The guy stands up, and walks over to the woman. He picks her up takes her out back throws her into the pool and says "NOW YOUR FUCKED"
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