A wife is mad at her husband for always playing his guitars too loudly. One day she gets so worked up she starts clobbering him with them repeatedly.
The husband takes her to court. There, the judge asks her if she's a first offender.
The wife replies "No, it was the Gibson first, then the Fender."
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