Guy goes up to a woman at a bar

He flirts with her, makes small talk and she insists that she isn't going home with him. The guy says what if I offer you a million dollars to sleep with me, the woman never had million dollars in her life, she stops and considers the offer very seriously, the guy says wait what If I changed my offer, what IF i offer you a dollar to sleep with me? woman is aghast she says what kind of woman do yoou think I am> He says well we already figured that out. Now were just negotiating.

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