A life long supporter of the Labour party was lying on his death bed when he suddenly decided to join the Tory party.
"But why?" asked his puzzled friend, "You're Labour through and through? Why change now?"
The man learned forward and explained, "Well, I'd rather it was one of them that died and not one of us."
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis
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